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  The Scorpion King-yum,yum

  by termite 35 in

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  well!

  what a treat!took my daughters to see the scorpion king tonight;a truly crap film,but boy oh boy, what a body that man has!

  (glances at snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husband)perhaps if i got out the bicycle pump and a little oil.......

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  But was'nt it too much fighting and not enough story???Nice camel though,He rode it beautifully!

  Does it matter if it's cooking oil-it's all i've got?I'll have to strain it first...hang on while I pick the bits out...
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  The Scorpion King-yum,yum

  by termite 35 in

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  well!

  what a treat!took my daughters to see the scorpion king tonight;a truly crap film,but boy oh boy, what a body that man has!

  (glances at snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husband)perhaps if i got out the bicycle pump and a little oil.......

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  Well! What a treat!took my daughters to see The Scorpion King tonight;A truly crap film,but boy oh boy, what a body that man has!(glances at snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husband)Perhaps if I got out the bicycle pump and a little oil.......
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  Sex in the Kitchen??

  by ISP in

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  not always a good idea........ a couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.. the woman is said to have bitten the man's penis after he spilt hot oil on her back as she performed the sex act while he made pancakes.. it is the second similar accident in romania in two years.

  in november 2000, ananova reported how the same thing happened to a couple in bucharest as a man was frying chips.. the embarrassed young couple in the latest episode have asked doctors in craiova not to reveal their identities.. the man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.. a paramedic says the surprised man hit her on the head with the pan after his penis was bitten, reports romania's editie de oltenia newspaper.

  they were both allowed home after treatment.. unfortunately for virgil cures, who was reportedly injured in the first incident, his girlfriend ana bit through his penis and doctors had to spend four hours rebuilding the damaged organ.. the hospital is staying tightlipped about who the couple involved in the latest incident were.. dr andrei pana, a hospital spokesman, told ananova: "if our patients specifically request confidentiality regarding their cases, we have nothing to do but to respect that.

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  HAHA HA HA-priceless!They never show clips like that on the 'funny' home video shows!
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  Will the WBTS order JW's to Kill??

  by Anne Marie in

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  dear post reader,.

  about nine months ago, while surfing through different jw web sites, i came across a reference to an e-mail that was sent to the poster.. the e-mail basically said that with the way that things are going with the society, i.e., so many " waking up", and not being so easy to mislead and control., that there very likely will be a "big" announcement regarding the order to kill the "apostates" and the "wicked people".. the source said that it would go something like this:.

  there would be talks, and some wordings in the magazines, alluding to an upcoming announcement.

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  I do agree it's too far fetched;but how many in the bible lied or murdered even children for gods' purposes?When I queried the killing of children in the bible years ago, the same answer time after time was'well they were such debased, disgusting people even the children were too bad to warrant saving'yep; they managed to convince themselves that even little toddlers and babies were totally wicked; and they really believed that!Sick,totally sick;to justify the killing of innocent children because their parents were molesters etc
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  Glastonbury Festival / Biggest UK Music Festival

  by invisible in

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  who is definitely up for going this year, how about making definite arrangements to meet up?.

  celtic

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  Hi Celtic; we used to go,pre-tribe;used to stay in the 'green field'(do they still have that?it was a really clean community with a band of happy greens that looked after you really well,including loo roll deliveries outside your door each morning!)Health and hubby problems will probably rule it out, but i'd like to know where and when incase i'm out of hospital by then and I can make it.Hubby usually went when I went to the convention;they are usually on at the same time,what a toss up!!We'll be in Cornwall in 2 weeks time though...
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  rekless in hospital

  by desertflower in

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  i thought you all would like to know that rekless had a heart.

  attack.

  he was at work and was taken to hospital by ambulance.. he had 2 stints put it and they are hoping that will do the .

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  Reckless; you poor thing,lots and lots of love to you both;will be thinking of you all day;Take care XXXXXXXX
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  Need help with Watchtower quotes from the Guardian

  by jerome in

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  does anybody have a list of quotes where the watchtower has quoted from the guardian news paper?.

  i really dont need any jws that i show info about the un scandal to ask me if the guardian is an apostate newspaper.. so can anyone help with watchtower quotes mentioning the guardian.. some info on the guardian would also help since i dont know much about it.. thanks .

  jerome

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  If you want some stuff about the un etc to show them from an un-apostate source just go to the Guardian web site and use the search facility to find the articles that appeared last year when it all came out.Always handy to have.Or the un's web site is good for that too.x
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  Passing water at assemblies.............

  by ISP in

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  the mens toilets were generally ok, never got to see the sisters.......but the sisters had to queue!!!

  !i mean, really long lines!.

  isp

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  At our assemblies at Plymouth, the powers that be decided that us girls took far to long to 'go'; so they introduced a new 'rule' on How to Pee at Assemblies..the following was told to us by the sour faced toilet police...

  1.We were all told to 'Hurry up, hurry up...!'
  2 Only flush if you HAVE to (everyone would then know who had crapped and who had'nt)
  3.They would point to the next (nearly!) available loo and forcibly steer you towards it,shouting 'come on, there's a sister waiting...'
  4.Then they'd HAMMER ON THE DOOR whilst you were in mid flow ,asking you if you'd finished!
  They were getting SO stressed out and angry with those who did not adhere to the correct peeing procedure.
  I can't pee if people are 'listening', and also had my daughter with me,so I was in there for bloody ages;what a nightmare,I thought sister mental was going to have a seizure due to urinary insolence!!!.

  Once,when I was a teenager and very drunk and desperate for a wee I had to do one on a central 'reservation' of a roundabout(that's how relaxed I used to be pre org)with traffic flowing around me...Now I am slowly building up my ability to pee under any pressure or difficult circumstance...it's difficult; but I am winning the battle slowly.
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  YOUNG ANOINTED JW ASKS U TO REJOIN !!!!

  by lotus in

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  2. friends

  hello, this is lotus jw hh {heavenly hope} i'm sorry you all are hurting, but why are you so mean to me?

  im not a wild pig in the african savanah!

  and you are gathering in packs i see......lol.

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  your sentance about 'giving up because of a few witnesses' imperfections...'This was said to me time after time after time; don't you see, it's jutification to excuse anything that is wrong?Elder behaves abominably?imperfection.Pomposity and insults from pioneers at your door?imperfection.Child abuse?imperfection.Affiliated to the un?imperfection.Lie about reasons for affiliation?imperfection.blah, blah, blah, the list goes on.

  WHAT ABOUT OTHER RELIGIONS?vicar behaves badly?Proof God is not with them.Pomposity and insults from the pulpit?Proof God is not...............you get the picture;they can ram that line of reasoning right up their ARSES!.One elder I spoke to about the un situation promised to 'check it all out thoroughly' to satisfy himself and when questioned had'nt ,and proceeded to question WHY MY FAITH WAS SO WEAK.What a cop out,a mature man who's too scared to question for fear of stumbling HIMSELF!What a bunch of W@*K#*S

  "Only two things are infinite- the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not too sure about the universe."
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  Meet up in the UK this summer ?

  by Simon in

  1. jw
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  summer is nearly upon us and it would be great to arrange a 'get together' (wt speak) sometime so that some of us could meet up.

  i thought i'd give plenty warning so that we can arrange something and get suggestions for venue etc .... i was thinking of a nice hotel (with a pool if pos) and nearby to somewhere suitable for a family day out.. people could just go for the day or stop for a weekend as they preferred and we could do things as families during the day and then have a meal in the evening, have a few beers etc .... we're near manchester but don't mind travelling for a couple of hours or so (we have 2 small kids) - in fact, it would be nice to go somewhere like wales, the lake district, the peak district ... you get the idea (just away from the cobbled streets and slums).. if anyone has any ideas or suggestions then let us have them!.

  oh, and forget you're british!!!

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  Simon; ;LOL!!we're SO pathetic ar'nt we?!! my sister and brother will drive 200 miles just to meet some friends!!! bloody canadians ,SO enviromentally irresponsible.
  Sleepy; the beach sounds GOOD.
  Englishman;Pub sounds GOOD.
  Simon; All you said sounds GOOD.
  I'm easy...well, i'm not EASY ,oh, you know what I mean!